> vim commandments

The Sacred Vim Commandments - a humorous yet insightful take on the principles to master the legendary text editor, Vim!

These commandments meant to be a joke, altho there may be some kind of truth in it...

$ curl -L rexsybimatw.fly.dev/vim/index

                ██╗   ██╗██╗███╗   ███╗
██║   ██║██║████╗ ████║
██║   ██║██║██╔████╔██║
╚██╗ ██╔╝██║██║╚██╔╝██║
 ╚████╔╝ ██║██║ ╚═╝ ██║
  ╚═══╝  ╚═╝╚═╝     ╚═╝

COMMANDMENTS

1. "You don't change vim, vim changes you"

2. "Once you learn VIM, you can't stop seeing the world as a series of vim macros"

3. "Vim actually feels natural to people who use Vim"

4. "After 25 years of programming; the seconds I save using VIM will surpass the hours I spend configuring and learning it, so worth it!"

5. "Do you know how fast vim is? It's blazingly fast"

6. "I save everyday, with vim"

7. "Either take the vim pill, or i will not talk to you"

8. "Mouse broken? not my problem"

9. "Efficiency, quick, powerful. that is vim"

10. "text manipulation go brr with vim"

11. "The entire alphabet is a command in vim"

12. "painful at first, painful at last, vim"

13. "vim is an evergreen skill"

14. "once you go vim, it's your career now"

15. "vim opens the door to waste more time."